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Take 1 Drink:
Everytime a player is mentioned as playing with or against Hanafin, Eichel, McDavid.
Hear someone talk about a draft prospect “playing against men”
A junior coach or general manager is mentioned.
A prospect is selected and they stop to hug, high five or shake hands with more than four people.
When someone talks about a player choosing to go to college or play in the USHL over the CHL.
Whenever the home nation of a Non-Canadian player is mentioned.
You realize that despite a change in leadership a team is screwing up their draft.
Take 2 Drinks:
When you see the sibling of a prospect on tv.
The size of a player is mentioned.
A trade is made involving players you’ve never heard of.
A former NHL player turned GM/President is on tv.
When a traded NHL player is interviewed or shown on tv.
When someone is mentioned as being able to fly.
How long a draftee is away from being an NHL player is discussed.
Take 3 Drinks:
When you hear someone mention bloodlines and/or pedigrees.
When a prospect earnestly answers a question about their childhood as if it were half a century in the past.
Someone brings up the relationship between brothers who are both/all players.
You wish your local announce team were doing the draft.
How many times the Edmonton Oilers have drafted number one in the last decade is mentioned.
When a player is taken ahead of Noah Hanafin.
Whenever two or more players at the same position are drafted in a row: (RW, LW, C, D, G).
Whenever the phrase “hard to play against” is used.
A former #1 draft pick is shown.
Each time the word “generational” is used.
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