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Start with three drinks, and plenty of hangover remedies for the morning.

Take One Drink Each Time:

A former #1 draft pick is shown

Anyone at a draft table is shown own  the phone

A team picking in the top five thanks Pittsburgh for their hospitality.

A completely idiotic question is asked of a draft pick in their post selection interview

The nationality of a player is mentioned.

A talking head says how much they like a pick.

Each time¬†Mario Lemieux is shown when the Penguins aren’t drafting.

 

Take Two Drinks Each Time:

Bettman is shown at the podium to announce a trade.

A team selecting a player goes to the podium with a child identified as some executive or stars kid.

There is a close up of a jersey folded up so you can’t see the name.

The audience is shown and a prospect is shown phone in hand.

The draft board or a recap tells the number of players taken at each position.

One of the talking heads recalls playing with a relative of the prospect.

 

 

Take Three Drinks Each Time:

A picture or video is shown of a prospect that’s barely identifiable as them.

A prospect is selected and they stop to hug, high five or shake hands with more than four people.

A team makes a dramatic pause in the middle of their selection.

The prospect is not the tallest person on the stage.

Speculation of how NHL ready a prospect is goes on for more than 15 seconds.

 

Take Four Drinks Each Time:

A trade is made involving players you’ve never heard of.

A plug is made for free agency coverage.

Someone mentions the Devils could have forfeited their draft pick.

A general manager looks smug when they make their selection.

Gary Bettman steps to the podium and is not booed.

 

Switch drinks:

Each time a different league has a player taken.

Any time two general managers are seen talking.

 


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