Top 10 Reasons Radulov and Kostitsyn Missed Curfew

1stMay. × ’12

10: They were looking for all the people lined up to buy the Coyotes.

9: The shock of falling behind Dustin Penner in playoff scoring caused them to doubt their sanity and seek counseling.

8: They were detained by the Arizona border patrol.

7:  Someone told them there was an Orthodox Easter Egg hunt for grownups.

6: Tyler Seguin loaned them his alarm clock.

5: Because in hockey their are two curfews.

4.7 The service at Denny’s is really slow.

4.6 Carey Price and some old friends were visiting from Montreal, and they were on Moscow time.

3: They were looking for a midnight showing of Avengers.

2: They were desperately looking for an excuse to make no impact on game three.

1: They were getting laminated picture books of all the Paulina Gretzky pictures for the whole team.


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