20: The officials healthcare plan doesn’t include vision.
10: Owners know it’s cheaper to lean on Bettman to have calls made to favor their team than it is to pay good teams.
9: European soccer leagues have too high a standard for diving.
8: Kerry Fraser is their idol.
7: Those who can do, those who can’t officiate.
6: The NHL is trying to take the pressure off of NBA officials as the worst in sports.
5: A league that only has five national advertisers can’t be too picky about the people left over from Wal-Mart’s job fairs.
4: #NHLOfficials are more concerned with saving their backsides than calling a good game.
3: Accountability is soooo overrated.
2: If they aren’t seen on tv more times a period than the goalie how will they ever get their big Hollywood break?
1: Hello, my name is Tim Peel.