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9.85: Broken condoms
9: A double leg amputees track shoes.
8: Belly button lint
7: Votes for Ralph Nader
6: Wishing a Kardashian a long marriage.
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5: Trying to convince people of your reasonable position by insulting them:
4: Birth control in the second trimester.
3: Baby talking to animals.
2: TSA “security measures”.
1: Diatribes about being forced to talk about something by someone with no authority over you when you open your show.